ladytron

The world got smashed & blah blah blah

chocolatesuicide — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 00:52:00 +0000

i was just "trying" to be emo, and the poker face is poking fun of my emo-etic post. POKER!!! BEER!!! lulz

aqualung. i♥

non.debatable.

chocolatesuicide — Sat, 30 May 2009 22:16:00 +0000

again, non-debatable...you handsome f*ck! LOL

//edited//
PS: This screen shot was taken from MY Tumblr account.
PPS: I am not "mimicking" someone to "predate" or please people, that's too pathetic. I am not desperate.
PPS: My writing style is not even impressive. WTF!

moot point

chocolatesuicide — Mon, 25 May 2009 13:06:00 +0000

hello!

Still here.Still wasting time in this sphere.

I'm stuck, again, inside my room. Last week I could barely tell myself that I am fidgeting and walking in tiptoes...I am always out and could not pull myself together at home...I need movement. It's good. Not that I am completely immobile, but, movement is really f*ckin' good and addicting. I realized that this year, a lot of people are embracing this solitary movement as well . A year of people coming and going, but mostly going. Teddy, is leaving. No more 4pm out-of-this-world discussions and petty fights!...and no more 6pm giz. Nine will be leaving for London soon, goodbye dragona! I will be damned if things won't fall into place next year, we have to meet up somewhere next year, I hope! I hope!and HyeJin is back from her vacation.=)

ANYWAAAAAAAAAAAY............

Cow Economics

chocolatesuicide — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 21:52:00 +0000

Note: Sit down, this is quite long, but it will make you feel smart. LOfL

ECONOMICS
Assume you have two cows.

Absolute Monarchy
The king has two cows. He and his cows live off the fat of the land while the poor peasants in the land starve. Then the peasants revolt. At the end he gets hanged, and the cows take power over the peasants.

Abstract Expressionism
You have two cows, or they can be goats or battleships or galaxies or whatever you personally feel you can see when you stare at them long enough.

Absurdism
You have two cows. Firstly, what the crap is a cow, and why would you have one? It makes no sense whatsoever.

Alien encounter
You and your two cows are abducted by aliens, then you get anal probed by aliens, the cows get killed by aliens, while the US government says yo momma's ugly. more_button.

wednesday.islone.ly

chocolatesuicide — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 22:50:00 +0000

i'm 30 minutes late in my Finnish lessons today. argh! i hate tardiness. blame it all to Facebook. I was stuck with Poker and LOLiness hahaha!

lookie cookie!!!

isn't that loVe.ly? hahaha!

duster.

chocolatesuicide — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 20:28:00 +0000

    Dressed in lace, soft and white
    All made up splendid and bright
    Yellow flowers, golden ring
    Center of joy is just one thing
    Imaginary limo the ride of her life
    In her mind the bells ring bright
    Scent of love in full bloom
    Empty room, absent groom

I’m getting married to myself

    Girl in mirror floating in dust
    Slowly dissolving in the mist of lust
    Shattered pictures on the broken shelf
    Says “I do!” to no one but herself
    Outside the skies are gray and bleak
    Crimson tears ran down her cheek

I’m getting married to myself

(by Raymund Marasigan and Lourd de Veyra)

monday's topbar

chocolatesuicide — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 02:24:00 +0000

Q: How do you like the new topbar?

answer:

Sunday Bliss

chocolatesuicide — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 04:49:00 +0000

Good morning Sunday!

(If you wanna die of boredom, read this entry.)

You filthy grammar and spelling philistines will enjoy this post because itis full of crappy grammatical errors, spellingSES, prepositions and subject-verb agreement and argument…LULZ

The early morning crapology saga…Chapter 123 verse 567 is once again lurking this side of the blogosphere. I am not drunk. I am chocolate hazed. I will kick off a post everyday this week only, this won’t ever(!) happened again in this lifetime or next…why? because thoughts are running inside my brain…I need to get it out or else my braincells will go bonkers! I feel the need to hover my keyboard for 24 minutes about random stuff like, how my day went…eventhough its always boring boring, because I am a boring like f*cking boring, I can toss my tonsils out in single blink. HA!!! (Janus: Blinker! Blinker! I am such a blinker!!!) LOL! Or what interesting body of knowledge I learned and overanalyzed today, like…”Love AND Limerence, when both are existent in a relationship, committed or not, serious or playing bullsh*t will produce a fatty liver and help San Miguel Corporation to increase their sales every nano second (and a Crispy Boneless Bangus overkill, cross ordered at Chili chill) LOL …i hate discussing my issues really but I can’t help it!...Its my favorite topic HAHA!

fortheloveofchocolates

chocolatesuicide — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 01:11:00 +0000

i want to die now! LOL

a package delivered at home made my day, and when I opened it...

vavaVooom!!! there!

C H O C O L A T E S S S S S S S S!!!

waaaaaaaaaaaah!! complete chocolateee madness!!

ten-ty-four

chocolatesuicide — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 04:04:00 +0000

twenty-four years of submitting myself to an overpowering force called intellectually stimulating “issues” (LOL 24?! So your brain is emotionally mature while you’re asking your mom to change your diapers huh?!...but of course…heehee! LOL) okay, it’s quite normal to have my train of thoughts digress in flaky fashion dot dot dot is normal.

Today, I won’t ramble about my issues and stuff like - finding myself in fulfilling and emotionally-satisfying relationship…but still, those morbid insecurities about people taking me seriously is an issue called crap. So instead of digging that issue, what I will do is, I’m gonna screw myself with beautiful thoughts about dreams and WANTS (I cringe to the effin effin X everytime I say dreams…sound so cheesy. I don’t normally succumb to cheesy stuff you know. I’d rather stash those love-letter-filled-i-love-yous'.LOL! DreamS sound like love, love sick, love forlorn, lovestruck, love love whatever it is…I don’t want anything to do with it! hahaha!

So, I armed up with these surreal thoughts, though not all of them really, I feel heavily inebriated everytime I think of it and, I am desperately inebriated everytime they pop out of my thoughts...LOL!

They are technically not fashioned in specific order. They are random thoughts boilin' inside my brain everytime it wants to shrink to accomodate enough alcohol that consumed me evrynight. So, #1 can go last or I love it to be coupled with #2. Though having #2 to come off first is awesome!...not that surreal, right?! LOL!