Cow Economics
Friday, April 10, 2009
Note: Sit down, this is quite long, but it will make you feel smart. LOfL
ECONOMICS
Assume you have two cows.
Absolute Monarchy
The king has two cows. He and his cows live off the fat of the land while the poor peasants in the land starve. Then the peasants revolt. At the end he gets hanged, and the cows take power over the peasants.
Abstract Expressionism
You have two cows, or they can be goats or battleships or galaxies or whatever you personally feel you can see when you stare at them long enough.
Absurdism
You have two cows. Firstly, what the crap is a cow, and why would you have one? It makes no sense whatsoever.
Alien encounter
You and your two cows are abducted by aliens, then you get anal probed by aliens, the cows get killed by aliens, while the US government says yo momma’s ugly. more_button. (more…)
