Sunday Bliss

Good morning Sunday!

(If you wanna die of boredom, read this entry.)

You filthy grammar and spelling philistines will enjoy this post because itis full of crappy grammatical errors, spellingSES, prepositions and subject-verb agreement and argument…LULZ

The early morning crapology saga…Chapter 123 verse 567 is once again lurking this side of the blogosphere. I am not drunk. I am chocolate hazed. I will kick off a post everyday this week only, this won’t ever(!) happened again in this lifetime or next…why? because thoughts are running inside my brain…I need to get it out or else my braincells will go bonkers! I feel the need to hover my keyboard for 24 minutes about random stuff like, how my day went…eventhough its always boring boring, because I am a boring like f*cking boring, I can toss my tonsils out in single blink. HA!!! (Janus: Blinker! Blinker! I am such a blinker!!!) LOL! Or what interesting body of knowledge I learned and overanalyzed today, like…”Love AND Limerence, when both are existent in a relationship, committed or not, serious or playing bullsh*t will produce a fatty liver and help San Miguel Corporation to increase their sales every nano second (and a Crispy Boneless Bangus overkill, cross ordered at Chili chill) LOL …i hate discussing my issues really but I can’t help it!…Its my favorite topic HAHA!

This is my favorite week of posting crap because this will be my longest week ever! 24 boring hours everyday will be spent in: speaking Finnish, writing Finnish and listening Finnish WHILE DOODLING haha! (2 hours of those Finnish-ish crap less than 24 hours, so that would be 22 hours) hehe!

24 minutes of posting this moronic, self indulgent post which will have plenty of I I I, self self self and bullshit bullshit bullshit!

So, 22 hours minus 24 minutes is 21 hours and 36 minutes.  36 minutes will be spent taking a bath which is normally 45 minutes (poop-ing done LOL, ‘scuse me!) haha! 1 hour is for eating, 30 minutes for every meal. Self only eats twice a day at 9am and 2pm. Now we have 20 hours left, 2 hours travel time (from house to city-city to foresthouse) so that’s 18 hours left. 18 hours will be spent sleeping (OR!!! HA! I will keep that for myself) LOL whatever your judgemental mind is thinking. LOLagain.

Have I mentioned before (oh! Not here, that was when I was drunk and I was asked randomly, whats the longest time I’ve ever slept without any disturbance like having my door open (its terribly annoying whenever the door in my room is open, odd, I could really wake up in the middle of my sleep and announce my sleepy screams at my brother to have the door closed and go back to my death-like slumber.) LOL The 17h 30min death-like slumber happened while they were vacation-ing LOL …so no doors are opened…no screams were heard. Hahaha! So there, my answer to her query was 17 hours and 30 minutes, I would love to have an 18 hours of sleep with no screams and open doors.I will start locking or nailing my door later. LOL

So, where are we? (its normal to read plenty of flight-of-ideas in my blog which are enveloped in a run-on sentence, I bet youre use to that, i am so good. question mark.) Phew! Ain’t that cool? My braincells is prollly goin bonkers and I’ll be spewing world domination in my dreams together with hot-looking men like Brandon-i-love-you-Boyd, or Johnny-I-have-your-tooters-Depp, or my imaginary lover named after my imaginary pornstar slash rockstar lover, Matthew Bellamy HAHA!

PS: You might be wondering why my irksome Korean student Teddy is not part of the 24 hours list…that’s because I gave him a full week break (its summer ya know, he will be beachin’ out with the 35 degrees heat wtf!) I bet he will enjoy the scorchin’ heat of the sun w friends. I’m better off sleeping than bawling my eyes out infront of someone whom I only spend 2 hours a day for maybe 4 months now, someone who don’t  know much about me though not all those who know me would dare ask “What happened to you again?… you look patheticly shit today?!” (note: In the most normal & brutally honest tone, something that I am so used to)

HyeJin’s spending her summer break in Korea.

So, im left spending this week BROKE.

PPS: I will be okay okay okay okay! I will be okay okay okay okay, okay? I will be okay okay okay f*cking okay! Whatever okay means. HA!

HAHA!

Tell me, is an 18 hours sleep too indulging?

I’ll spend 3 hours with something emotionally satisfying, so that makes my total sleeping time 15 hours which is fine.

So, tell me! Tell me Tell meee! What kind of human activity can u suggest that might hopefully enhance my morbid and pathetic disposition (LOL)…And if you have something in mind already, can you discuss the Anatomy and pathophysiology of a Dysfunctional and Unnecessary Prolapse of the cardiac sytem? HAHAHA! (That’s the question for the day)

Tick Tock Tick Tock!

If you find plenty of grammatical errors in this post, then go discuss it with your English teacher, okay?! Checking my spelling is really exhausting, I want to sleep. i am so tired of editing and supplying commas and apostrophes and flowery pathetic ingenious adjectives (not that Im trying WTF!), and I know this post (or all my post) will lack a better superlative that will compliment your literary sarcasm (sarcasm with an S). WTF!  

Ahahahah!!!

24 minutes is over.

It’s Sunday morning! Yey!!!