Crapology chapter 1

Hello! Hello! Hello!!!

Writing a decent blog post is never an excuse especially when you’re drunk.

What!?

Yes, I can’t contain all the crappiness people are trying to disperse in this planet; hence I opted to muse profound thoughts to give you an impression that I can balance myself between “interesting” and “nothing”. I’ve been thinking of some decent musings these past few days to validate the surrealistic view of a perfect world that is nothing but mist and dust to me. Those dust and mist are making my nose Rudolf red and challenging me to spell sneeze backwards gazillion times. The only drug that can shut me up is something that my pre-historic ancestors heedlessly advised to take in gracious moderation with or without friends, but it would be better to take them with idiotic friends than sulk in one area of this mist-ful and dust-ful 3-fold utopian world.

I agree with those self-proclaimed, non-conformist, self-indulgent morons and infidels of this perfect world of ours, that, in order to change the world, you have to change yourself first…which led me to this masochistic conclusion of sporting a new cut or screw my bangs eventhough my friend Jidz can count my hair with the use of her cute little fingers and there’s no way I’m going to disclose the number of my angelic threads for it is distressing, next to being asked: “Are you taken?” in Finnish. Are you WHAT?!?! (too much run-on sentences, now breath!) I already made myself submit to vows like, not cutting my hair until I’m too tired to count it, and writing my first neurotic f*ckedup poem in Finnish, and last but not the least, indulge in small frequent meals that is too vile to be considered as human food, which is really helping a lot because if my cardiologist would ask me whats the reason behind your constant palpitations and regurgitations again??!!… I would graciously implore the lack of potassium which can lead to erratic palpitations due to cardiac compensations. “Can I have Inderal 1 tab 3x a day now? Slicing it in 2 is not really helping…you know! I promise, I will not overindulge myself.” LOL   

But then, moving on to this crapology chapter 99, I, have survived the crappiest week of my life. BWAHAHA!!! I passed Basic 1. I also did something ingenious to the point of giving myself a hug everytime I think of it! LOL Thanks to my my ancestors whose channeling a lot of supportive crappy ideas on how to be clever in this jeepney joyride/slash/rollercoaster-filled week. I have made peace of everything including myself. Okay, I’ll keep convincing myself with that silly prose. Sometimes, you can’t simply discern the most important decisions life has to offer, like whether or not… what? Whether or not…weather or nuts…I will go nuts! The weather is driving me nuts! LOL

a crappy march mornin’!!!

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