A-key-less Heel

“A-chil-les Heel”

“A-key-less?” (wrote it in his notebook…trying to help himself figure out if he’s trying to make sense or not) “Aaaaah! Keyless! Like A-keyless-lock?! Arasoh!!!”

“A-key-less what?!?! *#%$^!*@$%!!!!!

“Grrr! I will poke your grrr!”

“what?!”

“You are doing it again…you’re trying to play with stupid words again!”

 “No! I’m not plaaay!”

“It’s not like keyless…it’s A-chil-les! They are different! Here! Read the story of The Mythology of Achilles Heel . . . 10 times!”

(LOL…of course I didn’t mean that 10x part! Hahaha!)

Our convos would kick off from something synonymous to that…everyday, from Monday to Friday for two hours. I, being an exile from boredom and a product of psycho bonkin’ bonkers  begin my English session with my Korean student - Teddy (that’s his English name) San Chul is his uhm…Korean name? LOL of course… (Sorry for the lame introduction normal people LOL) …  Anyway, yes back to regular morbidity…!

I usually start off with a boring query, “How’s your day?” aside from the most boring query – “How are you” LOL. He would always respond… “same same…(with matching sigh) I’m so bored…everyday is the same.” And that’s the most philosophical response I always hear from the most retarded, irksome, and sometimes (not really! almost always) comical creature in the face of this godamn earth everyday at 4 in the afternoon.

You could probably imagine me trying hard to balance myself between boredom and bonkers. LOL

(and lately, he wants to sit in at my Finnish class…like this is suicide + disaster) dot dot dot (HyeJin wants to sit in too! Okay.stop me. the world has gone bonkersss!!!) They are such paininthea** you know! HAHAHAH!

“Speaking of Keyless…where can I buy keyless door lock here in the Philippines?” he asked.

For which I have no idea…I graciously replied … “Online!”

Hahaha!

“And why are you looking for a keyless lock? You barely go out. And this place is very safe.

“Because I’m so tired and bored bringing keys everytime I go out…?”

Very well.

“Keyless door locks are part of every Korean home. We feel very safe with it. Its very cool and hi-tech and you don’t have to worry yourself bringing heavy keys because with the use of your thumb finger…you just press it to the little machine and you can go inside your house easily.”

 Yeah right! You should have brought it with you when you came here.

One of the coolest & most compelling feature of the keyless lock is the incorporation of fingerprint authorization technology. This keyless door lock that can be activated by a fingerprint impression, which can authorize a number of people with access using just their finger as the key. And the coolest part is…many of these fingerprint keyless lock have the technology to record a number of events that have taken place in your absence so you will be able to see who gained access to the premises and at what time. Awesome!

Okay I’m just trying to translate what Teddybonkers was trying to explain about A-keyless-door-lock… He’s paying me a good amount of dough for this okay…so I better listen and try not to laugh my a** off.

This is screwing my brain cells. cereally! LOL!

hei!hei! goodnight!