holysh!tster Friendster LOL

I‘m no Friendster fan but i admit it… ~Yes! i am submissive to popculture bullshitness LOL~ i do have an account. It’s a 4-year-old account and i hate it. LOL! …but what I reeeeallly like about friendster are those silly fancy stuff that makes friendster so—friendstuuur! duh! LOL

Friendster is the best flirting and fighting hub for girls/boys/ex/exes/gays/maniacs/retards in the face of the urth…(aside from those whateveryoucallthem networking sphere…) It’s also an ideal networking community  to track down  your crushie, your boyfriend’s ex, your ex, your stupid stupid waaay tooo stupid friends and whatnot…LOL!

What makes me and my stupid psychotic self aMUSEd when I’m into this thingster are:

one. SHOUTOUTS!!!  and others LOL

My current shoutout. SUPLADA.not.

and..Yes!..if you want your friends to know you are sad and feelin’ blue because you just broke up with your ex and you badly want your ex boyfriend’s attention & because you want him to know you are not stupid and affected blah blah blah…you pull up those idiotic idioms and paste it on that tineee wineee box. something like: “You rue the day you crossed me” “The proof of the pudding is not the eating” WTF …or or…I’m happy!!! =) …wow!! never tried those..trust me..I’m not that stupid! Makes me puke like f*ck!

On a similar note, I rather have my shoutout deleted or never post anything so desperate. And the most stupid shoutout I’ve read from some ex’s ex (decades ago) was: “Go find urself a chocolate boyfriend…looser!“ –?#%$^&!WTF!!! thats the most fucking idiot pathetic non-ketotic coma LOL I’ve ever read from a super-stupid-moron-emo-brat-bubblehead-girl (she thought I’m stealing her boyfriend..like thankyouverymuch go swallow your boifriend bitch!) and please do me a favor…go back to grade 1 and ask your teacher what the correct spelling of LOSER (the noun) is! okay?!! 

1.A) My featured friends. dami ding issue tong featured friends na to. Hassle.

1.B) And the primary info below that shoutout–issue forever. LOL Maraming nagiging *ITS COMPLICATED* ang relationship dahil sa friendster. wahahaha!! Kaseh nman..kahit ‘taken’ na..nagpapa-’SINGLE’2x parin. DUH!!! It doesn’t matter esp. with me… at ung iba..kapag may LQ sa bi-ep or g-ep..shift agad sa “IT’S COMPLICATED” na status…hahaha! O.A.!!! Ang saya diba? Dahil jan..PR 9 na ang friendster..at dahil jan maraming relasyon ang nabubuo, mabubuo, nawawasak at mawawasak BAHAHAHA! 

two. the Pictures. primary pictures. who always play a big part in stealing others boyfriend. Don’t be fooled by this pictures…photogenic people are usually the ugly ones. harsh. not! …and friendster seems to have an ingenious way for people in making an album for their “My trip to HK” / “My awesome beachparty @ bora” / “My friend’s nytout” / “Super Pretty ME ” …tangina nman o!!! haaay…sa pics din nagkakaalaman kung maganda/gwapo ba o hindi ang ka-chat mo or ka EB mo or ka-alam-mo-nah!!..hahaha!! !*always make your self hot-lookin’ on those primary pics…malay mo!*wink* LOL

 three. Testimonial/Comment Box. This testi/comment box is the place to be!!! when this networking and flirting hub was still on its toddler years..ang alam lng ilagay ng tao na testi are those that make sense…and you feel so special and you blush your heart out because it so f*cking cute. “(name here) is very friendly, pretty, sweet, thoughtful, blah blah..she’s always a blah blah blah” …but now???

 (click the image to enlarge) wala ng mga kwenta ang nilalagay ng mga tao dito (actually hnde nman lahat hehehe).

LOSER! 

lemme share you this…DuberKat made this while the bitter ex’s ex saga was up and runnin’ 

and just for the effin record…two of my ex’s exS called me LOSER.

Loser my ass! They can’t even spell that f*cking word. HAHAHA!

I’ll spare you the details guys. HAHAHA! those girls dared to call me LOOSER/LAWSER?!

Like OhhhwwMyyyF***ckiiingGaaawd!!! LMAOROFL

 ~click image~

my friends are so harsh. see! hahaha!

i never fought back at those losers. i let my friends do the job. i just laugh my heart out. the world has gone crazy. 

Anyway, sobrang haba na ng post na to …nakakatamad na basahin at iedit…

 it’s time to say goodnight.

P.S. : I know friendster is not that popular compared to Myspace, Multiply, Chictopia, Facebook, etc etc but I think I want to keep it because…imma JOLOG wannabe. but im no loser!