wanna be sedated

OUTSIDE THE STREETS

The rainy skies of June washed out July’s hot scorching sun straight into my senses. If the 3rd week of July isn’t the hottest week of the year, I must’ve died and partied in hell. I’ve been waiting for a cab for 30 f*cking minutes when I began to hallucinate.Am I in a dessert or am I in hell? The world is do damn hot and my head hurt. My eyes ache. My feet hurt. (tang’na arte! LOL) I’m like a raw jelly fish on the foot of a space rocket ready to blow myself into ‘jelly’ pieces…F*CK GLOBAL WARMING!…back to my hallucinations. I can see Wentworth Miller coming, like an egyptian warrior in his black turban ridin’ a beautiful black horse ready to sweep me of my feet. Tanga ka dba!?…sa lahat ba naman ng pwedeng pag-pantashyahan…si wentworth pa eh bading yun!!! Fine. Heath, Mr. Hot! Hot! Heath Ledger…in his sexy cowboy stance. (Sh!t..bakla parin!) Sexy gay cowboys really did exist in this fag-filled world. TSK TSK! A’right…last option. ALEXANDER the Great!! One of the greatest military strategists and tacticians who ever lived. A commander who never lost a battle.(ok you guys know that already!) Awesome! (great! …he’s gay.)
WTF..as I stood there irradiated, I wanna call Katrina and ask her to come and pick me up…I wanna be sedated. LOLOLOLOL! I finally hailed a friggin taxi…

ME:“Can youy get me to north pole…i wanna leave this godawful hot place!”
CAB DRIVER:” ? ”

AT HOME
Theres nothing more frustrating than hearing your mother (your very own MO-THER) trying to hook you up with a very good looking, charming, i-know-thats-Coolwater-i-love-it smell guy slash why-do-you-have-to-be-a-fag pare…haaay buhay…see! that generally explained how f*ckedUp my 3rd week was on the month of July.

Mother: Sa tingin mo…bading sya???!!!

Daughter: Obvious bah?! Ma, lahat ng pogi at single na lalake sa mundo ay extinct nah…mabibilang nlng sila or worst…non-existent na cla…It’s either they are mking a decoy of themselves to date more girls with the use of their pogi looks or …. they date MEN. bow!

Mother: Pero you cant be so sure. Mabait na bata yun. Matalino. Graduate ng nursing sa Ateneo. You can get along so well and be good friends! Kanina, galing ka nlng sa office…di ka pa nagtagal…her mothre’s looking for you, you could have talked and get to know each other.

Daughter: Do I hear some cosmic conspiracy hatched between you two mother aliens?? Grrr…i could not believe it! Of all the people you like pra sa akin…sa isang bakla pa! I don’t want a gay for a boyfriend…and I’m certainly not looking for a boyfriend…im lookin’ for a job… Anyways, this August, I’ll start workin at blah!blah! blah! and this December..I’m off to …blah! blah! blah!……..

Mother: Are you sure he’s gay?? Sa tingin ko di alam ni XXX na bakla anak nya…

Daughter: Let me spell YES. I think I saw him at Rizal Promenade some nights ago…not sure when though…hahahah!!! …enough of lousy gay onversations…its making me sick!

Haay buhay…nakaka-LI-sang! hahaha! I wanna be sedated…(har!)

INSIDE MY ROOM.
Silence.
I need some silence.
I huddled in my bed and listened to Saves the Day doin’ some cover of Melt with You.  awesome.

“I’ll stop the world and melt with you
You’ve seen the difference and it’s getting better all the time
There’s nothing you and I won’t do
I’ll stop the world and melt with you”

Oh yes! I wanna be sedated. I need myHappyPill. I need it round-the-clock. Its runnin’ out. If its gone…it’ll be gone forever. Oh well. hahahah!…I’m like an addict who can’t get a fix.

WTF! mao ni ang mapala sa mga tao na cgeg storya sa sarili sa CR..ug cgeg hallucinate under the killer sun about sexy-smart-delicious-gay-men hahaha!

I don’t even know why I bother to mull over gay men..when its infuriating. (Kapos na nga ang magagandang lahi ng lalake at LALAKE sa mundo…nagiging bading pa!…taenang buhay! hahahah *affected!?*)

And to wrap’it’l up!:

I feel like hearing the Ramones singing:

“Twenty twenty four hours to go, I wanna be sedated….”

and I can hear myself singing:

“thirty thirty days to go…i wanna be south-dated…” HAHAHA!..ADIK!!!

PS:

:::do you wanna be sedated too??? LOL