wanna be sedated
Monday, July 28, 2008OUTSIDE THE STREETS
The rainy skies of June washed out July’s hot scorching sun straight into my senses. If the 3rd week of July isn’t the hottest week of the year, I must’ve died and partied in hell. I’ve been waiting for a cab for 30 f*cking minutes when I began to hallucinate.Am I in a dessert or am I in hell? The world is do damn hot and my head hurt. My eyes ache. My feet hurt. (tang’na arte! LOL) I’m like a raw jelly fish on the foot of a space rocket ready to blow myself into ‘jelly’ pieces…F*CK GLOBAL WARMING!…back to my hallucinations. I can see Wentworth Miller coming, like an egyptian warrior in his black turban ridin’ a beautiful black horse ready to sweep me of my feet. Tanga ka dba!?…sa lahat ba naman ng pwedeng pag-pantashyahan…si wentworth pa eh bading yun!!! Fine. Heath, Mr. Hot! Hot! Heath Ledger…in his sexy cowboy stance. (Sh!t..bakla parin!) Sexy gay cowboys really did exist in this fag-filled world. TSK TSK! A’right…last option. ALEXANDER the Great!! One of the greatest military strategists and tacticians who ever lived. A commander who never lost a battle.(ok you guys know that already!) Awesome! (great! …he’s gay.)
WTF..as I stood there irradiated, I wanna call Katrina and ask her to come and pick me up…I wanna be sedated. LOLOLOLOL! I finally hailed a friggin taxi…
