post-hibernation ish

The first week of June knocked me a nauseus blow. It welcomed my sunny disposition with mountains of revelation and issues. HuwwwoW! I never thought something like this could happen to me & my retarded friends. [daghanag nahitabo uy…one week lng gani ko nawala. whatiswrongwiththempeople?! LOL]

Its really funny to see your harsh friends again ‘lookin’ giddy yet a little miserable…and they would race themselves to tell you the bullsh*ts you almost missed.

Aiza: “gi-traydor ko choc…punyetah!!!”

Hannah: (from Yatgirl to Yatboy) “I will always love you” (c’mon Han..spittitOut..ngnu dli man i-apil ug ingon..hmm?!)LOL

Janus: “The monster stole my domain” (and ur effin 14k LOL)

Ibyang: *affected sa mga gina-forward na quotes ni joboi jocom.* ….PUWEDE!!!???

Yukki: “Johnny Buuuuukkkkkooolllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” harhar!

Regie: “Sila na an pangutana choc!”

Mikko: “Sila na tanungin mo.. (evil smile) *uhmm..gi-translate lng nimo mix!*

haaaaaay!!! fortheloveof fidelity & d’Smiths!!! enlighten me harsh cretins!!!!!!!!!!! 

isn’t it amusing to see your friends…lookin’ like complete slapstick while anticipating their offbeat and nonsensical “detalyadong-drama-including-d-facialexpressions-of-people-involved” issues-you-almost-missed-that-would-surely-need-your-paking-attention. whew! hell yeah!!! i miss this everyday. the smell of Bastis and the taste of iced Tea…the “oh! Kamo napud!?” (kayo na nman?!) “salamat-sa-welcome greeting manong guard ha!”…hahaha! and of course the “Kmusta na si ku-an ku-an?!….buhay pa?!..kakainom lng nun ng Xanor..hahaha!! ginugulo pa ba sya ni ku-an ku-an???” hahahah!!!..

 So..what are their dilemmas (as aiza tagged it. Choc! when manka magpost about sa among mga dilemmas?) *when will I post their zany predicaments daw…* …hmmm…i should’ve posted this 2-3 weeks ago…but im so friggin busy..hahah!! and by now..a lot of things is takin its toll…like a lot!!! hooot! hooot!!! i dont wanna dig them anymore… they’re deadlocks! harhar! 

…i don’t wanna bother the blogsphere with all your dilemmas and love-affair-demise-ish! beautiful people…i’ll just focus on this one..since this issue had bugged everyones ego..NOT! hahahah!

Aiza… “traydoran ang show?!!?!!

OMG! capital them’all…hahahah!!!

Aiz..piece of my-not-so-normal-advice. You…STAY AWAY FROM THIS ASSHOLE#3

(asshole #2 c rakstar Ian..and asshole #1 ..si Axnstar..WLAY MUPALAG…or i’ll throw them some bombs..and contact DDS for shoot-to-kill order of these f*cka** friggin bastard moronic pigs.

Forget the revenge. “MAdali lng sabihin..” (hannah’s words last friday night)..you’ll end up hurting yourself.  Actaully, its the hardest thing a bitter mortal can do after a lame break-up of whatever relationship you had.(but if the gods are on your evil side..like in Hannah’s case..go forth and multiply cupcake…we’d love to hear the denoument! hahahah! …and…sweet revenge…*i love the sound of it!* ..they are like chocolate-coated-sugar-pop-ice-cream-lollipop…heavenly. But, one wrong move..they can kill like f*ck! these sugar will tempt the bacteria and dig into your tonsils causing tonsillitis or upgrade itself to RF (i Like!) and worst vegetate your mital valves causing you a crazy Cardiac problem-RHD. *CAN’t relate!* ..and you’ll frigginly spell death.LOL. haaar…sweet revenge?… they will either make you or break you. LOL so…

think twice.

mix..i stole this from your friendster,,,hahahah!! 1 year ago..LOL. and I saw this unique ashtray sold in cebu last year…i wanna buy 1..but i believe i cant use it. harhar! *see..perfect combination..med book + yosi + and i think beer yang nanjan..hmmm SAN KA PA!!! hahahaha! 

…and to all those scumbags…please!…if you ever have that conscience and your ‘id’ is still on the running of your friggin system… THINK TWICE. Fidelity is not  only the f*cking issue here…i believe that these bastards dont know the Psychology of Loyalty101…thats why they don’t know how to handle (and even if they are good..please don’t give them a handshake you moron.) the situation when they are caught…they tend to leave the other person hanging, trapped and miserable. i hate these morons…they are killing my friends. You infidels should at least have the decency to practice subtlety in the highest fashion. Be keen and intelligent enough to be discreet in all your affairs and be ready to face the “you-deserve-that-karma” day in your life. and lastly…safe sex shithead..safe sex.. don’t forget to dig that! …need i say more??? LOL

I don’t support this moronic scumbagss…i just find them to be the most good-for-nothing-species that inhabit this planetary dimension…and i love to make them popular in this post..at least… LOL

A lot of people are feignin’ infidelity nowadays…tsk3 remember: SSS (safe sex shithead!) LOL

so..do you have any annotation to add in this drama???…or you can name one or two f*ckass who’s feign’n infidelity in this modernshitworld … LOL