just effin normal
Saturday, May 17, 2008While waiting for goodhearted people to open the door last night or should I say 3 in the morning…I succumb to the thought of trading a list of normal thoughts that is struggling inside my intoxicated brain. I’m pathetic…normal. ..and its getting cold now…the gush of wind wisphered insanity and morbidity. lourd..when will my mom open this f*cking door!? I still have some work to dig in tomorrow. and I still have some battle of 2 hours sleep to indulge with. The world is so harsh…normal. …and shit happens ALWAYS..but life goes on.
I just lost my precious ring at Karachi. and I wanna die (desperately) in a heartbeat. I already died 2 years ago and the world dug my rotten self to kill me again. LOL
Now…Enough with the dramatic shits. Let’s feign and savor the drama of this post…! LOL
HOW TO BE NORMAL:
1. Stalk your crush..and found out he have a boyfriend.
2. Teach koreans basic english. They have this annoying habit of murdering the alphabets. They make you stupid yet motivated…and they love english but english friggin’ hates them…I wanna teach them bisaya instead. LOL. “Anyonghaseo” means I wanna strangle you to death now.
3. Enjoying a torture party with your artsy fartsy friends.
4. Making an account in Friendster to stalk your Ex, your ex’s ex, your boy/girlfriends, your stalkers, and your crushie…using the name of your brother and stealing pictures of a japanese hottie..cautioning your girlfriends to never add the said account because its part of the golden rule…and giving them the password so that they can use it to stalk those pathetic mortals is generous. hahahah!!!
5. Telling your mom that you can’t go home for a week or two because you got stucked in the airport.hahaha!
6. Saving mother earth from boredom by telling her that global warming is a faker.
7. Playing chinese garter with Paris Hilton.
8. Slaying dragons with rockstars like Bono and porn star Oprah. hahahah!
9. Watching porn when your bored and playing porn drama when your giddy…hahaha!!! <-WTF!
10. Pouring coke zero on your brother’s aquarium when you found out that he stole your original CDs… “Its not coke.Its zero sugar!” -flowerhorn Nog-nog
11. Whining over a cup of coffee 2 in the morning. And thinking that your ex should commit suicide or they’ll never experience dying glory.
12. Going to your friend’s house to tell her that her ex-boyfriend is a bastard who just can’t get a f*ck!
13. Weaning yourself from absurd realities over a chocolate filled mug…because you did not wear a striped shirt yesterday.
14. Saving yourself from perverts and “jologs” -they are the worst enemy of the oh-so-cool society.
15. Ravaging french fries first before burgers…and corrupting your friend’s mind by telling them that burger patties are product of earthworms mashed with preservatives.
16. Cleaning the rooftop after breaking your mom’s precious china wares.
17. Spamming your friend’s stupid photos on the worldwideweb.
18. Telling lovers “MAGBULAG GIHAPON MO” (you’d still break up!) *evil me. bitter me*. Don’t tell that infront of your dating friend’s face…you’ll end up with scratch & bruises. Hahaha!!! *youSTUPIDyou!*
19. Greasing over a cup of coffee with friends and talking harsh words and porn stuff on each other is the most amusing conversation in the face of the urth. Plus your friend’s earthly drama of their boyfriend/girlfriend asking time & space. Comforting.
20. Making thesis without alcohol is inevitable. Drinking alcohol without thesis is satisfaction.
21. Wearing stripes and checkerd stuff is not a crime.
22. Passing resumes with a wacky face is the new trend.
23. Cursing your heart out over that gay bastard wearing emo fashion is suicidal.
24. Listening to mushy hushy and hiphop yo! yo! yo! music is a slow-mo death. Talking about punk rock immortality is redemption.
25. Eating chocolates and vanilla ice cream with tonsillitis is sweet suicide. And double dosing your drug is addictive.
26. Befriending boredom is a new found hobby. Try..It will motivate you!
27. Quiting smoking is like a mortal sin. But drinking, is once again…redemption in its highest form…
28. Starting a group study is like starting pot session…you don’t know where you’ll end up before the night ends. Go for groupies instead…they play hide-and-seek with rockstars.
29. Being caught up with indecent proposal is like getting the best of both worlds. (single or not!) –WTF! hahaha!
30. Forgetting your friend’s birthday is normal. And being uninvited to their party is well…so normal. Scan your birthday list before the month starts idiot…
Placing your comments and telling me that i’m pathetic because I have all these normal thoughts and you don’t, is love. And love is…whatever love is…I don’t f*cking care! LOL
Feel normal & add anything normal on my normal list thee…if that makes you feel normal. And by the way…how normal is normal???!!!
Previous Comments
I like walking for a change it makes me feel normal ROFL
Posted by Finch at May 18, 2008, 2:43 ami do agree on the 12th and 18th of ur list. it feels normal wen im with u guys! waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! the 19th list of urs makes me laugh…. well, mine was just space but hana’s ex nids both! hihihihi…. ew gross… wat a statement.. we nid to buy him an astronaut goodies and kick him out of this planet! wahahaha…. im back from hell! punyetah…..
Posted by punk_margrette at May 18, 2008, 11:31 amof all the things on this list, BEFRIENDING BOREDOM is by far the most sensible thing….EVER! (ala anne curtis.hahaha)
Posted by duberkat at May 18, 2008, 10:19 pm@ dUberKat: EVER!!!(i haven’t watched that buggulbum episode..shit! LOL) i love Boredom…its a subtle way of committing suicide. Hahaha!!!
@ Margrette: I effin love #18 so much…its our hobby…LOL! 19 is sooo normal…even without alcohol. hahaha!
@ Finch: hahaha!!! i thought it was something called Ménage à trois??…haha!
@ ME: bring keys. go home early and admit it…your friends..they r friggin’ normal..NOT!
Posted by chocolatesuicide at May 19, 2008, 11:33 am19 is a bomb!
are we there yet!
are we there yet!
i did used that line once!
lolz
@ Rejwafodiayka?LOL: hahahahahah!!!…lousy pathetic lines!!! hahahah!! i will kill the f*cking bastard who’ll use that on me! hahahahha!!!
Posted by chocolatesuicide at May 21, 2008, 4:28 pm@ Ade: whew! thanks..sure i’ll join the forums…see yah there!!! =)
Posted by chocolatesuicide at May 22, 2008, 1:01 pmi’ve stalked my crush once and indeed found out that he got a girlfriend already. gosh, so i am normal! hehehehe..
:)
nice list. grabe ha, ang hirap pala talagang maging normal.. lol
Posted by karmi at May 23, 2008, 1:56 pm@ Karmi: hahah!!! pano b yan..ako mas pathetic..BOYFRIEND tlga ung akin..bad3p! hahaha!!!
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hahahah!..i have no idea what came to my mind while writing this…they are not normal for me but i feel normal whatever! Pardon for the stupid grammar..they should not amuse you!!! hahahaha!
Posted by chocolatesuicide at May 17, 2008, 6:06 pm